A good way to have fun at the expense of the guy sitting next to you

Hello bloggies, Gossip Girl here. Okay, so maybe I'm not really Gossip Girl, just a gossip enthusiast filling in for my good friend Marcus. And now that I am back in my favorite college town, it's time to resume my favorite college activities including DRINKING GAMES. My new favorite game entails taking shots depending on how douchey the guy next to you is. Let's not lie, the guy sitting next to you is probably somewhat douchey, especially if you are in college. We all know the douche species, trolling bars and the occasional house party looking for the next lady to share his bed for the night. Warning:  because a large percentage of guys in college seem to possess that douche gene, you should probably not be surprised if this game gets you incredibly drunk incredibly fast. After that intense description, the only thing left to do is layout the rules.

(I'm not going to lie, the rules of this game are similar to Chandler Bing's game of CUPS, as in you pretty much make things up as you see fit. Having said that, here are some general guidelines for you to get started.)

1. Drink one (1) if the guy is wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction, knock-off Ed Hardy, knock-off Affliction, or more than one polo with the collar popped. 

2. Drink one (1) if the guy is wearing white sunglasses, shutter glasses, or a visor worn upside down and to the side. 

3. Drink two (2) if the guy is wearing any items in rule 1 in addition to any items in rule 2. 

4. Drink one (1) if the guy uses the words "dude", "bro" or "brah" multiple times in one minute.

5. Drink one (1) if the guy talks about how "frat" he is.

6. Drink two (2) if the guy asks you to feel his bicep or talks about how gnarly his workout was.

7. Drink three (3) if the guy possess any of the above traits AND is surrounded by an army of douchettes. 

And finally, 8. Drink as many as you find necessary to block out the doucheyness of the BRO sitting next to you. 

Have fun! Off to find more gossip and invent more games.

XOXO, Not Marcus